Local variable
Mein pal do pal ka shayar hoon, pal do pal meri kahani hai pal do pal meri hasti hai..
Global variable
Main har ik pal ka shayar hoon har ik pal meri kahani hai har ik pal meri hasti hai
Null pointers
Mera jeevan kora kagaz kora hi reh gaya.
Dangling pointers
Maut bhi aati nahi jaan bhi jati nahin.
Goto
Ajeeb dastan hai yeh Kahan shuru kahan khatam Ye manzilen hain kaun si Na woh samajh sake na hum
Two Recursive functions calling each other
Mujhe kuchh kehna hein mujhe bhi kuchh kehna hein Pehle tum, pehle tum.
The debugger
Jab koi baat bigad jaye Jab koi mushkil pad jaye Tum dena saath mera hamnawaz.
From VC++ to VB
Yeh haseen vaadiyan Yeh khula asmaan Aa gaye hum kahan.
Untrackable bug
Aye ajnabi, tu bhi kabhi, awaaz de kahin se.
Unexpected bug (esp during presentation to client)
Ye kya hua, Kaise hua, Kab hua, Kyon hua.
And then to the client
Jab hua, Tab hua, O chhodo, ye na socho.
Load Balancing
Saathi haath badhana ek akela thak jayega mil kar bojh uthana
Modem ( modem talk on a busy connection)
suno – kaho,kaha – suna,kuch huwa kya? abhee to nahin..
Windows getting open sourced
Parde mein rahne do parda na uthao parda jo uth gaya to bhed khul jayeha allah meri tauba, allah meri tauba
SOME FILMS
- ESC : NO DO GYARA
- F1 : GUIDE
- UNDO : AA AB LAUT CHALE
- SYSTEM WHOSE OS IS DOS : BUDHA MIL GAYA
- SOFTWARE & HARDWARE : EK DUJE KE LIYE
- ALT+CNTR+DEL : AAKHARI RASTA
- HARD DISK & FLOPPY : GHARWALI BAHERWALI
- RAM : KORA KAGAZ
- C++ & C : BADEMIYA CHOTEMIYA
